New Year’s Regression
New Year’s Regression
- ⚡Fits true to size. For an oversized look, order one size up.
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Who needs resolutions when you’ve got Kermit on the toilet, a tipsy Teletubby in Chanel, and Gizmo going shot-for-shot with Jack? This isn’t just a New Year’s party—this is childhood trauma in 4K.
Welcome to 2026. We’re not evolving. We’re looping.
Why it’s iconic:
🥂 Teletubby with a purse = main character energy
🐸 Kermit’s had enough
🧽 Bathroom chaos, graffiti-core aesthetic
📸 Feels like a found photo on a burner phone
Perfect for anyone who parties harder than they heal.
- Premium Quality
- U.S Made
- Fast Delivery
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Care instructions
🧺 Machine wash cold
Wash in cold water (max 30°C or 90°F).
❌ Do not bleach
Avoid using bleach or any harsh whitening agents.
🔄 Tumble dry low
You can tumble dry, but only on a low heat setting.
🪞 Iron, low heat
If ironing, use a low heat setting.
Do not iron directly on the print—iron inside out.
🚫 Do not dry clean
Avoid professional dry cleaning (the chemicals can damage the garment and print).
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