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God of Bruises

God of Bruises

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Michelangelo’s David just clocked out of heaven, lit a smoke, and started catching fades in the alley. This tee is what happens when high art gets jumped by street realism—raw, bruised, and beautifully unbothered.

A classical statue with fight club scars? Yeah, that’s us now.

Why it’s iconic:
🩸 Violence and virtue, stitched into one
🗿 Renaissance-level jawline, modern-day attitude
🚬 Bloodied but still blowing smoke
🔥 Looks like it hurts—and slaps

 

High culture with a low punch. Just how we like it.

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🧺 Machine wash cold

Wash in cold water (max 30°C or 90°F).

Do not bleach

Avoid using bleach or any harsh whitening agents.

🔄 Tumble dry low

You can tumble dry, but only on a low heat setting.

🪞 Iron, low heat

If ironing, use a low heat setting.

Do not iron directly on the print—iron inside out.

🚫 Do not dry clean

Avoid professional dry cleaning (the chemicals can damage the garment and print).

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