Albert the Sloth
Albert the Sloth
- ⚡Fits true to size. For an oversized look, order one size up.
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Albert the Sloth didn’t just wake up like this — it chose this look. With silky bangs sharper than your ex’s comebacks and a stare that says “I know things,” this icon is redefining slow-motion glam.
Effortlessly chill. Unapologetically fabulous. Dangerously well-groomed.
Why it’s iconic:
💇♀️ Bangs: cut with precision, worn with pride
🦥 Sloth levels: 100%
😌 Calm, collected, maybe plotting world domination
🌿 Living proof that slow is a style choice
For the ones who move at their own pace — and always arrive serving looks.
- Premium Quality
- U.S Made
- Fast Delivery
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Care instructions
🧺 Machine wash cold
Wash in cold water (max 30°C or 90°F).
❌ Do not bleach
Avoid using bleach or any harsh whitening agents.
🔄 Tumble dry low
You can tumble dry, but only on a low heat setting.
🪞 Iron, low heat
If ironing, use a low heat setting.
Do not iron directly on the print—iron inside out.
🚫 Do not dry clean
Avoid professional dry cleaning (the chemicals can damage the garment and print).
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