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Albert the Sloth

Albert the Sloth

Regular price $38.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $38.99 USD
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Albert the Sloth didn’t just wake up like this — it chose this look. With silky bangs sharper than your ex’s comebacks and a stare that says “I know things,” this icon is redefining slow-motion glam.

Effortlessly chill. Unapologetically fabulous. Dangerously well-groomed.

Why it’s iconic:
💇♀️ Bangs: cut with precision, worn with pride
🦥 Sloth levels: 100%
😌 Calm, collected, maybe plotting world domination
🌿 Living proof that slow is a style choice

For the ones who move at their own pace — and always arrive serving looks.

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  • U.S Made
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🧺 Machine wash cold

Wash in cold water (max 30°C or 90°F).

Do not bleach

Avoid using bleach or any harsh whitening agents.

🔄 Tumble dry low

You can tumble dry, but only on a low heat setting.

🪞 Iron, low heat

If ironing, use a low heat setting.

Do not iron directly on the print—iron inside out.

🚫 Do not dry clean

Avoid professional dry cleaning (the chemicals can damage the garment and print).

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